How To Get A Rash

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How To Get A Rash
Getting your own Russel Rash can be good fun if done correctly.

Firstly, you will need several important props while trying to achieve your Russel Rash

PROPS:

1. Beer or your alcohol of choice

2. Aerogard on hand in case of an emergancy

3. Bunch of good friends

4. Music

5. Fitted synthetic clothing

Different rash's require different conditions. Mix them up and try for a new undiscovered rash!!

CONDITIONS:

  • Beer or Jim Beam to be in the vicinity of rash - gower
  • Hot and or humid weather
  • Lots of insects
  • Mosquito protection to a minimum
  • Direct sun
  • Sand
  • Saltwater
  • high and or tight collar shirt,  preferably black
  • Wet nappies
  • Rubbing your legs together
  • Not washing for a day or two
  • Wearing an undersized wet T Shirt
  • Sweaty Thighs
  • Alcohol intake

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